| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| Mao Mao
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Aah! Adorabat, wake up! Badgerclops?
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| Badgerclops
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Thank you for joining me. Just, you sit anywhere. This is a super-serious work meeting, as you can see by the fact that I haven't provided any snacks.
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| Mao Mao
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Alright, Badgerclops, but I'm warning you...This better be...work-related.
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| Badgerclops
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Okay, well, I just said it was, so maybe get over yourself? As we all know, I am a creative genius.
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| Mao Mao
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Ugh!
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| Badgerclops
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Sometimes there's so much natural creative genius that my brain overloads, and I enter a heightened state that I call "Ultra Focus," where I break into a creative sprint, inventing super-advanced technology at supernatural speeds, unparalleled by anyone in the entire field of science. I'm so smart that I...
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| Mao Mao
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Alright, I'm outta here.
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| Badgerclops
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But the presentation isn't...Hey! Stop! Okay, fine. This was taken last night.
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| Adorabat
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Look! It's our front door!
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| Mao Mao
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What? Wh...What are you doing? The Aerocycle?! What did you do to my sweet baby angel?!
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| Badgerclops
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That's the worst part about Ultra Focus, dude...I forget everything the next morning. Which is why it's not my fault and I don't think I should be criticized.
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| Mao Mao
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Critici...No one's criticizing you right now. Badgerclops, what did you build last night? Wait, the Sky Pirates?
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| Orangusnake
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Hey, jerk! Give us that Gem Cell!
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| Badgerclops
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Hey, the Sky Pirates! Follow me!
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| Mao Mao
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Tell me you didn't give them the Gem Cell!
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| Badgerclops
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Now you see why I didn't provide snacks at the work meeting.
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| Mao Mao
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Rah!
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| Badgerclops
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Wait, Mao Mao!
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| Adorabat
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It was work-related!
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| Mao Mao
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Curse you, Badgerclops. Alright, looks like he dragged the Aerocycle down the weird elevator thing and then through the kingdom.
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| Badgerclops
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Oh, hey, I told you I'd use that weird elevator thing.
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| Mao Mao
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Great, great, great, great! This is just great, Badgerclops! What could you have possibly built?!
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| Badgerclops
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I don't know, man! I can't remember! Why are you acting like this is my fault?
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| Mao Mao
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Because you used the Gem Cell to build something for the Sky Pirates!
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| Badgerclops
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If the Sky Pirates had the Gem Cell, they would've used it already, so maybe calm down about that.
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| Adorabat
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Um, Badgerclops? Does anything that's happening right now have to do with this thing that you gave me last night?
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| Mao Mao
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He gave you this? What did he say when he gave it to you?
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| Adorabat
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Um...
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| Badgerclops
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Psst! Adorabat, wake up. Take this. It's for the Badge-a-fire Explosion. Now go back to sleep.
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| Adorabat
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And then I went back to sleep.
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| Badgerclops
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An explosion?! Oh, no! Mao Mao, I need you to pack a bag and get as far away from here as you can. I can't ask you to help me because...Because you'd be taking a risk and...
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| Mao Mao
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Shh. Don't say another word. You're my friend, Badgerclops, and a legendary hero never abandons his friends, no matter how high the stakes.
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| Badgerclops
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Thanks, Mao Mao. Let's hurry and find this explosive device before it's too late and...Come on, Adorabat! Does anybody see an explosive device?
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| Mao Mao
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No, I don't see anything.
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| Badgerclops
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Wait. Wait. Is that it?! Oh, whew! It's just a flying paper towel dispenser. Oh, hey, maybe my Ultra Focus inventions are fine?
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| Penny
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Oh, big legs! Oh, big legs!
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| Ketchup
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Aah!
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| Chester
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Aaahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I can't control this thing! Aaahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Aaahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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| Mao Mao
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No, no, no! This is serious, and it's not funny. Ahem! Alright, let's go.
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| Kevin
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Aah! Aah! Please don't crush me, Chester! Oh, please! Aah!
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| Mao Mao
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Gotcha!
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| Chester
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No, no...Aah!
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| Mao Mao
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Why would you build something like this? What possible purpose could giant robot legs that crush people serve?!
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| Badgerclops
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It's not my fault! It's the Ultra Focus! There's literally no reason to criticize me.
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| Mao Mao
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Fine. Let's just go destroy the legs.
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| Monster
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I eat you! I have no remorse or concept of empathy! Just eat!
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| Adorabat
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Wow, they really are evil!
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| Mao Mao
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A monster translator?! As if we don't already know what they want! Let's go, Adorabat.
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| Badgerclops
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I told you I don't remember what I build in Ultra Focus! Stop criticizing me!
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| Monster
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Eat! No compassion! Take that, you evil creature! Lack of empathy! Eat!
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| Mao Mao
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Aah!
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| Monster
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Eat! Only eat! Eat! Eat! Tastes like paper!
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| Mao Mao
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Are all of your inventions this weird?
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| Badgerclops
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You're weird!
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| Mao Mao
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Where are you going?!
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| Adorabat
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Hey, he left some button.
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| Mao Mao
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Wha...Aah! Oh, my bones! Ugh! Why? Ugh! Badgerclops! Ooh! Aah! Did you install this on me, you creep?
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| Adorabat
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I mean, I'll fix it!
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| Mega Mech
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Activated Mega Mech, Version 1.1, bro.
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| Adorabat
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Whhaaooo!
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| Mao Mao
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Adorabat?!
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| Badgerclops' Holograms
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Oh, yeah. Alright, everybody! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, baby!
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| Pizza Bot
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Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time.
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| Badgerclops' Holograms
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Shake your booty, everybody. Shake your booty. Shake your booty. Shake your booty. Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty. Everybody. Everybody.
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| Big Legs
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Embarrassment levels 100%. Escape procedure engaged.
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| Monster
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What is happening to me?! Eat?!
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| Mao Mao
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Hah! Why am I still dancing?! Adorabat, we need to find Badgerclops. Badgerclops!
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| Badgerclops
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I keep saying it's not my fault. It's the Ultra Focus. It's so frustrating some...Oh. Hey. What's up?
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| Mao Mao
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"What is up"?! You left us alone, and your inventions...uhh...Caused nothing but chaaa-os! Why would you make any of these thi-i-i-i-i-ings? How could anyone think these inventions are useful in the sli-i-i...
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| Badgerclops
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I said to stop criticizing me!
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| Mao Mao
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Uh, Badgerclops, I...
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| Badgerclops
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No!
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| Adorabat
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Ohh! Don't cry, Badgerclops. No, no, no. Eh? The buzzer thingy's going off. That's weird. The time's not up.
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| Heroes
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Whoa!
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| Orangusnake Bot
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Prepare for the Badge-a-fire Explosion!
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| Heroes
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You let go of us, you monster!
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| Orangusnake Bot
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Initializing Totally Humane Knockout Procedure.
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| Mao Mao
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Huh? Where are we? A boat? A lake? What is this? Where...We're stuck!
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| Badgerclops
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I built it, man. And if I didn't want us to get out, then I made sure we couldn't...With super-strong shoe things.
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| Skull
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Arrgh! There's a tale to be told, but you won't be tellin' it. You're going out with a bang, mateys!
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| Mao Mao
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The Gem!
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| Robotic Arm
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Stop it!
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| Mao Mao
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Ow! Badgerclops, why didn't you use your arm to grab the Gem?!
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| Badgerclops
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Dude, I don't know what's out there! Who knows what genius counter-defense I installed? My amazing creativity is finally gonna destroy us all.
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| Adorabat
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Hey, at least we'll be destroyed together!
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| Badgerclops
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It's my Ultra Focus.
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| Mao Mao
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Shh, shh, shh, shh. No. Shh. I'm sorry, Badgerclops. I didn't mean to criticize you. You...You never told me about this Ultra Focus before. Why?
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| Badgerclops
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I always loved inventing. Weird, fun, wacky stuff. But my parents...They didn't like it at all. They had different plans for me. Also, there was a bunch of other kids at school and some other people throughout my life who mocked me relentlessly, so I would hide my creativity away, hide it so deep inside that it just came out as these super-creative states. I call it Ultra Focus because I...Yeah, like I said, I'm just super-creative.
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| Mao Mao
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A travesty. They only made fun of you because they were jealous. Happened to me my whole life. Hm!
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| Badgerclops
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So you like the stuff I make? Even the dance chip I surgically implanted in your brain?
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| Mao Mao
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Rrr! That was too far! But I will admit, those giant robot legs trying to crush that little kid was something I never knew I needed to see until today.
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| Adorabat
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And I liked the monster collars! I used to think they just wanted to eat us, but now I knooowww.
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| Badgerclops
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Y'all, I'm so touched. I love you...
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| Announcer
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10, 9...
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| Badgerclops
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Well, I guess this is it!
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| Announcer
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8, 7...
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| Mao Mao
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Shh. There, there.
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| Announcer
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6, 5...
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| Mao Mao
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if it ends now, I'm glad you invented a weird way for us all to go together.
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| Announcer
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4, 3...
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| Badgerclops
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Bring it in, everybody!
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| Announcer
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2, 1.
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| Badgerclops
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I'm finally around people who love and understand me.
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| Mao Mao
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Ohh! Oh. What happened?
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| Heroes
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Ahh!
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| Announcer
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Pirates of Pure Heart.
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| Sky Pirate Bots
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Well, we hope you had a really fun time on Badgerclops' super-cool ride.
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| Ramaraffe Bot
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Sit back and just relax 'cause it's time.
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| Ratarang Bot
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Time for some pizza pie. Take it away, Boss Hosstrich!
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| Boss Hosstrich Bot
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I do declare...
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| Sky Pirate Bots
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Pizza pie. Pi...Pi...
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| Mao Mao
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Why aren't they attacking?
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| Badgerclops
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I think they're animatronics.
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| Oragusnake Bot
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Pizza pie.
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| Adorabat
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Ooh! It's a ride!
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| Badgerclops
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Ahh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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| Adorabat
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Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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| Adorabat & Badgerclops
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I didn't get wet at all.
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| Adorabat
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Look, Mao Mao got all of it. Oh, look! Wow!
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| Badgerclops
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I am a creative genius!
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| Adorabat
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Oh! Their skin looks so real! Ooh! Ooh! It's so magical, my little heart can barely take it!
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| Announcer
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Please keep all hands inside the vehicle until it comes to a full and complete stop. We hope you all enjoyed being Badgerclops' friend. See you next time.
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| Adorabat
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Ooh! Ooh! Look, they took our picture!
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| Badgerclops
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Oh, that's what the cannon was for. That's dope.
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| Adorabat
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Ooh. Look at how happy we are together. This is the best invention ever, Badgerclops! Mm!
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| Mao Mao
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Hey, never hide your creativity again, okay?
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| Badgerclops
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Okay!
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| Mao Mao
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Not even mad.
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| Adorabat
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Pizza pie.
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| Mao Mao
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Say, whatever happened to the actual Sky Pirates?
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| Adorabat
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Pizza! Oh, yeah, everybody! Oh, yeah, everybody! Oh, yeah!
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| Orangusnake
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Help! Please! Help! Please! Boss Hosstrich, Boss Hosstrich, can you get out?
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| Boss Hosstrich
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No, no, no, no.
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| Orangusnake
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Ratarang? You gotta do something.
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| Ratarang
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Yeah-gah-gah, pipe down, boss. We got two more shows after this.
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| Ratarang Bot
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Pizza pie, ooh.
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| Orangusnake
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You'll pay for this, Badgerclops! Aah! This isn't right!
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| [END]
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