Captured Clops/Transcript

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Speaker	Dialogue
Adorabat	Yay! Mao Mao is training me. Whee!
Mao Mao	Adorabat, be careful, alright? Stealth boots are not a toy.
Adorabat	Then why are mine colored like a toy?
Mao Mao	I found them at a toy store. Now, do you know the difference between a legendary hero and a bad guy?
Adorabat	I destroy the bad guys and ruin their lives.
Mao Mao	Yes, that. But also a bad guy never does his chores. Take for instance Badgerclops.
Badgerclops	Here we go.
Mao Mao	You see, he used to be a bad guy, so sometimes I have to find passive-aggressive ways to remind him to do his chores.
Badgerclops	Uh, what chores?
Mao Mao	Fixing the aerocycle.
Badgerclops	Oh. Well, like, I've just been like, really, really busy.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops, you are literally playing a game where you do chores. Just do your chores.
Badgerclops	Dude! I haven't been saving.
Mao Mao	Yet another responsibility you welched on -- Wh-Why are you crying?
Badgerclops	You guys don't get it! My schedule's too crazy! It's always "Fix the aerocycle, Badgerclops. Do the grocery shopping, Badgerclops." Two whole things!
Mao Mao	Only two things! You didn't even go grocery shopping either, man? You know what? You're just being a big, old...lazy bones.
Adorabat	Oh.
Badgerclops	I need to be away from you right now before I lose it on you.
Mao Mao	Oh, my gosh. I just need you to do a couple chores. Get back here!
Badgerclops	When will I find the place where I..belong.
Boss Hosstrich	Come on, now! Can't this thing pick up any hard rock?
Ratarang	Oh!
Orangusnake	Ooh, look what I found! What's wrong with y'all?
Boss Hosstrich	I say, someone throwing rocks at us.
Ramaraffe	Uh, I think it was just an accident, boss.
Orangusnake	Come here. I want to see. Ooh. It's the sassy one. The, uh, deputy sheriff. And look. He's helpless and alone. Ooh, hoo, hoo! I just had an idea.
Puppet	Hello, little boy.
Badgerclops	Hello.
Orangusnake	See, I told you he wouldn't think it was weird.
Puppet	I'm a magical being, and I --
Badgerclops	Do some magic.
Puppet	Uh, no. Say, why don't you fall for this trap? I mean, uh...mmm, candy.
Badgerclops	Mm, I don't know if I should trust this magical puppet. Mmm, candy. Aah! Uh, what happened? What did they do to you?! Ow! What --
Orangusnake	Soon, you will suffer eternal torment --
Badgerclops	This scam blows. It's not gonna work, Sky Pirates.
Orangusnake	What?! Wait, wait, wait. You're not scared?
Badgerclops	Oh, yeah. Maybe I am a little scared. Guess I'll have to defend myself.
Ratarang	Please do not shoot me over here.
Badgerclops' Robotic Arm	Incoming message from Mao Mao.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops, are you sing-crying at the lake again? What?! The Sky Pirates?! Just defeat them, get groceries, and fix the aerocycle, okay? Add it to the rest of your chores.
Badgerclops	Whatever, Mom-Mom!
Badgerclops' Robotic Arm	Caller blocked.
Badgerclops	You know what! Forget this. They're always like, "Do this! Do that!" And...I wish that I was. Somewhere I belong.
Orangusnake	Depression! The perfect recruitment tool. Ya know, being a pirate is dope. No responsibilities. No chores. We can do whatever you want.
Badgerclops	That's it. I'm in.
Orangusnake	Oh. That was easy. This calls for a celebration.
Badgerclops	Ooh, neat. What are y'all gonna do to me?
Sky Pirates	Pirate rave! Pirate rave! Pirate rave!
Orangusnake	Hit it, boss.
Boss Hosstrich	Yo!
Ratarang	Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa!
Badgerclops	Uh, so you guys just do this, like, all the time?
Orangusnake	Oh, yeah. House music electronica. Party don't stop, y'all! Oh, you should've seen me in the '90s.
Badgerclops	That's such a weird thing to say. Everybody, everybody. Everybody look at me. Go, go, go, Badger, go, Badger, go.
Sky Pirates	Nice dance moves!
Badgerclops	Me hungry! Oh, man, you guys got anything to eat in this dump?
Orangusnake	Ooh, you smell that? I think there's something super yummy in the other room.
Badgerclops	Other room! Move! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
Orangusnake	Uh, that's my captain's chair.
Badgerclops	Dude, sit down. I'm hungry.
Orangusnake	Oh, uh...Okay.
Badgerclops	What? What is this?
Ratarang	Alright, here me out. No one wants to get groceries, right? So we just use our imagination over here. Oh, boy! Gabagool!
Ramaraffe	A rainbow!
Orangusnake	There, there, little lamb. I'll make it quick. Mmm! Lamby.
Badgerclops	Uh, this is really weird. That's it. I'm running away.
Ramaraffe	I'll fix you a plate.
Badgerclops	Of what?! There's nothing here! Huh?
Ramaraffe	You're doing it, Badgerclops.
Badgerclops	I think I found the place where I belong.
Orangusnake	Enjoying your food? You know...we could eat and party all the time. If we fix the power thing. Oh, if only someone --
Badgerclops	Yeah, sure. I'll do it.
Orangusnake	Really?
Badgerclops	Mm. Dude, two feet.
Mao Mao	Okay, Adorabat, new heroic lesson -- Badgerclops is annoying and we have to save him.
Adorabat	Yay! Badgerclops annoying saving time!
Ramaraffe	Being on patrol. High-ho a dairy-o.
Mao Mao	Sleepy chop!
Boss Hosstrich	Do my dishes, boy!
Puppet	No, I don't wanna!
Boss Hosstrich	You made me do this!
Mao Mao	Chop! Sleepier chop! Alright, let's get Badgerclops. Badgerclops, we've come to save y-- Oh.
Badgerclops	Everybody, everybody.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops!
Badgerclops	Oh, 'sup, guys? Dude, the Sky Pirates rule, actually. They have magical food and dance parties that go all night.
Orangusnake	Well, if it isn't Chores Boy, worming his way back to force you to do multiple chores again. I'll bet he doesn't even like house music.
Mao Mao	I love house music! Give him back, Orangusnake!
Orangusnake	Ha! Feel free to try.
Mao Mao	Oh, yeah, I will. We can discuss your responsibilities back at HQ, whether you like it or not, lazy bones.
Adorabat	Oh!
Orangusnake	No, you did not!
Badgerclops	I'm not going back with you! You're just mad that...I finally found.
Mao Mao	What? Why are you singing?
Badgerclops	The place where I.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops, don't you -- No! No!
Badgerclops	Belong.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops!
Adorabat	Hmm? Oh!
Muffins	Aah!
Ramaraffe	Look, the ship's taking us right to the Ruby Pure Heart.
Orangusnake	Oh, my. If someone -- doesn't have to be you, but someone were to take all of that power for themselves, why, no one would be able to make you do anything ever again.
Badgerclops	I must have the Ruby Pure Heart! Release the clamps!
Orangusnake	Actually, we use giant suction cups.
Badgerclops	That is enough out of you. Attention, Pure Heart Valley! I'm-a borrow this.
Mao Mao	Borrow? That would decimate the entire kingdom!
Marion	Ain't y'all supposed to be the good guys?
Badgerclops	Badgerclops has better friends now.
Orangusnake	Best friends.
Badgerclops	Dude, be cool.
Ramaraffe	Uh, but won't Mao Mao just come back up here and kick our butts?
Badgerclops	Ha ha! He can't get up here without the aerocycle, and I never finished fixing it. Oh, wait. They fixed it, never mind.
Mao Mao	That's right. And it was easy. Alright, line up in the order you want your butts kicked.
Boss Hosstrich	I'll say, I call last.
Ramaraffe	No fair. You always get last.
Badgerclops	Not today, for the Sky Pirates are under new management.
Orangusnake	I was thinking maybe I could stay manager.
Mao Mao	Badgerclops, this is all on you, okay? You can make this stop.
Badgerclops	That's you.
Mao Mao	Then you leave me no choice.
Badgerclops	I'm not afraid of you. Aah! I can't breathe! I can't breathe! How did you get so fast?
Mao Mao	Badgerclops, I walked over here, alright, casually. What are you talking about? Are you okay?
Orangusnake	Badgerclops, did we win?
Mao Mao	What? Why are you do-- No one even hit you yet! And what is happening over there?
Ramaraffe	She's just a big blur!
Boss Hosstrich	Her movements are too fast now!
Orangusnake	Oh, this is a pretty common side effect of not ever eating any real food. Curse you, grocery shopping!
Badgerclops	Whoa, whoa, wait. Grocery shopping?! Why didn't someone just go?!
Orangusnake	Pfft. You're not my mom.
Badgerclops	Aah! I need to get out of here before I lose it on you.
Adorabat	We saved the mountain! Is that all we're doing today?
Mao Mao	Aren't you forgetting something kind of big?
Badgerclops	Fine. Thank you for having me.
Mao Mao	I meant the giant suction cup!
Orangusnake	It's too late. Now that the power thing is fixed, nothing will stop us from having the Ruby Pure H-- Are you listening?
Badgerclops	And done. Wow. You know, I feel so much more relaxed knowing I got all my chores done for the day.
Adorabat	You still haven't done no grocery shopping.
Badgerclops	Shush, shush.
Orangusnake	Uh, excuse me. I won and it's all your fault? Stop being so caszh about it.
Badgerclops	Yeah, about that. I kinda put off fixing the generator and just plugged it into somebody's house for now.
Penny	Where did this come from?
Badgerclops	Let this be a lesson for you, alright? Just do your chores.
Orangusnake	Wait, no, no, no, no.
Badgerclops	Bye-bye!
Orangusnake	Curses!
Badgerclops	Man, those guys' lives are just a little too relaxed, know what I'm saying?
Ratarang	I'm gonna try to crash it with a manual glide!
Orangusnake	She might not hold this time! We're just not looking good. To the escape pods! The path is blocked!
Boss Hosstrich	Every man for hisself!
Ramaraffe	Why is everything on fire?!
Orangusnake	No! You cannot have these people! Not today!
Ramaraffe	Whoa! No, no! Not like this!
Sky Pirates	We're okay!
Badgerclops	Like, could you imagine?
[END]